Please GOD no! Not another Eyelash Extension horror story! Just Picture the scene…
There you are, getting all glammed up for a night out there. The makeup is all on the mattress, The Spice Girls are absolutely blaring and all is right in the world.
You move to stick on these pesky fake lashes… All a sudden you realize that you simply have accidentally confused a dead FUCKING FLY for a strip lash. Yep, you have glued the corpse of a grim fly into an eyelid.
This is a tale that one woman not long ago lived, and I am so sorry for her. Twitter user (and famous baker) Molly Robbins just lately tweeted a picture that her mother sent. She captioned the picture:
“Text from mum – having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses. . turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I’m out.”
Nope. I’d never sleep comfortably again to be honest. Twitter reacted accordingly:
Text from mum – having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I'm out. pic.twitter.com/2vNpcW5l5n
— Molly Robbins (@MCreativeCakes) July 29, 2017